How To Name A Hurricane

Tame names don’t fit fierce storms like hurricanes.  More imaginative monikers might be merited:

1. Aesop’s Ass
2. Brutus is Back
3. Chaos and Crud
4. Demon Dervish
5. Everybody Out Of The Pool Now!
6. Frankenstein’s Foxtrot
7. Godzilla’s Gyroscope
8. Hell’s Bells
9. Iscariot’s Idiocy
10. Jezebel’s Joke
11. Killer
12. Lovers’ Lament
13. Maniac
14. Negotiating With A Narcissist
15. Outrageous Odyssey
16. Poseidon’s Polka
17. Queen of Sheba’s Question
18. Romeo’s Remorse
19. Sybil’s Samba
20. Tasmanian Devil
21. Ugly Duck
22. Valkyrie’s Valse
23. Witch’s Brew
24. Xerxes Exit
25. You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me
26. Zorro Meets Zelda