How To Name A Hurricane

Tame names don’t fit fierce storms like hurricanes.  More imaginative monikers might be merited:

  1. Aesop’s Ass
  2. Brutus is Back
  3. Chaos and Crud
  4. Demon Dervish
  5. Everybody Out Of The Pool Now!
  6. Frankenstein’s Foxtrot
  7. Godzilla’s Gyroscope
  8. Hell’s Bells
  9. Iscariot’s Idiocy
  10. Jezebel’s Joke
  11. Killer
  12. Lovers’ Lament
  13. Maniac
  14. Negotiating With A Narcissist
  15. Outrageous Odyssey
  16. Poseidon’s Polka
  17. Queen of Sheba’s Question
  18. Romeo’s Remorse
  19. Sybil’s Samba
  20. Tasmanian Devil
  21. Ugly Duck
  22. Valkyrie’s Valse
  23. Witch’s Brew
  24. Xerxes Exit
  25. You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me
  26. Zorro Meets Zelda
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