At least I get something done

Things I get done when I’m trying to write but can’t:

  1. Prune plants
  2. Water plants
  3. Rearrange plants
  4. Think about new plants for outside when it gets warm enough
  5. Vacuuming
  6. Dusting
  7. Rearranging anything
  8. Playing with my cats
  9. Making coffee
  10. Doing the dishes
  11. Planning what I might write about
  12. Making lists

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Extraordinary Exclamations

30 Uncommon Exclamations

  1. Asteroids!
  2. Balderdash!
  3. Chewbacca, son of Attichitcuk!
  4. CowaBUNGa! (Thank you, Snoopy, aka Charles Schultz)
  5. DUNder Mifflin!  [ 🙂 ]
  6. Everlasting entropy!
  7. Fig newtons!
  8. Funky unicorns!
  9. Good GRIEF!
  10. HOCKey pucks!
  11. Incomprehensible idiocy!
  12. Jack be nimble! Jack BE QUICK!
  13. Kibbles and BITS!
  14. Ludicrous!
  15. Muddy waters!
  16. Nip it!  In the bud!  (Credit good old Barney Fife!)
  17. Ohio BUCKeyes!
  18. Ping pong balls!
  19. Quintessential quackery!
  20. Rutherford B. Hayes!
  21. Shut the front door!  (Thank you television ad!)
  22. Sonja Henie’s tutu!
  23. Thunder and blazes!
  24. Unfathomable abomination. (Most effective when muttered w/ a snarl on one’s lips!)
  25. Be gone w/ thee thy VILE INSECT, lest I trod thou into the dust!  (Thank Shelly for that one!)  (And my brother who taught it to me when I was twelve.)
  26. Worcestershire sauce!
  27. Xanthum gum!
  28. Yellow-bellied SAP-sucker!
  29. You Hoboken!
  30. Zelda FitzGERald!